SUPER VOLCANO

ALRIGHT BROS SO THERES THIS CRAZY HUGE VOLCANO UNDER YELLOWSTONE NO JOKE   IT  COULD COVER WHOLE STATES OR EVEN THE WHOLE UNITED STATES DEPENDING ON WHAT IVE HERD IT COULD ALSO CAUSE TEMPERATURES TO DROP UP TO 50 DEGREES ALL AROUND THE WORLD ITS TOTALLY CRAY THEY ALSO SAY ITS RIGHT UNDER OLD FAITHFUL

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"dirtist man alive"

so this guy named Amou Haji WHOS LIKE 80 HASNT SHOWERED IN 60 YEARS AND IS NOW "THE DIRTIST MAN ALIVE" HE  BELIEVES BEING CLEANS BRINGS HIM SICKNESS .AND CUTS HIS OWN HAIR OF WITH FIRE AND SOMEHOW DOSENT BURN HIMSELF .THAT  GOTTA TAKE SOME SKILL I BURNT MY FINGER TWO DAYS AGO TRYING TO PUT OUT A CRAYON ON FIRE AND THATS WAY EASIER  THEN SOMETHING ON YOUR  HEAD HE ALSO HE SLEEPS IN A HOLE BUT ALTERNATES TO A BRICK SHACK DURING WINTER ALSO HE LIKE TO SMOKE ANIMAL CRAP.IN OTHER WORDS HES A PRETTY COOL GUY

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